Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
Turn the TV on
Throw my hand in my pants
Nobodys gon' tell me I can't

I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
Cause in my castle I'm the freakin man
Oh Oh

Yes I said it
I said it
I said it cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
Nothing at all

Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh

Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out 'this is great' (Oh my god, this is great)
Yeaaah

I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old mam would be so proud of me
But sorry paps you'll just have to wait
Oh Oh

Yes I said it
I said it
I said it cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

No I ain't gonna comb my hair
Cause I ain't going anywhere
No No No No No No No No No
Oh

I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
YeahYeahYeahYeahYeah...
Ohh ohh

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
Nothing at all

Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
Nothing at all